Occupy yourself
Occupy yourself
Who the hell doesn't enjoy playing with fish?!?! sorry if you're on mobile, you wont know that joy...yet
me n my pretentious girlfriend
  • me: bb whys there an unlit cigarette in ur mouth
  • her: that me metaphor
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amoyed:

when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plateimage

(via snazziest)

supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

(via jackyskellington)

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kingjuliene:

Cop: haha spell attic

Me: A-T-T-I-C

Cop: haha its funny cause you wont be seeing any titties

Cop: you’re going to fucking jail

(Source: rumpelstiltskln, via jackyskellington)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via hate)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via verifying)

alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.
hubbahubbahoola:

The camera turned on by itself. Im not a model.

It’s a metaphor

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

(Source: landorus, via guy)

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

image

"you need to choose a career"

image

"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
image

(via humoristics)

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Occupy yourself
Occupy yourself
Who the hell doesn't enjoy playing with fish?!?! sorry if you're on mobile, you wont know that joy...yet
me n my pretentious girlfriend
  • me: bb whys there an unlit cigarette in ur mouth
  • her: that me metaphor
+

amoyed:

when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plateimage

(via snazziest)

supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

(via jackyskellington)

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kingjuliene:

Cop: haha spell attic

Me: A-T-T-I-C

Cop: haha its funny cause you wont be seeing any titties

Cop: you’re going to fucking jail

(Source: rumpelstiltskln, via jackyskellington)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via hate)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via verifying)

alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.
hubbahubbahoola:

The camera turned on by itself. Im not a model.

It’s a metaphor

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

(Source: landorus, via guy)

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

image

"you need to choose a career"

image

"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
image

(via humoristics)

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theme by misplacedname

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