it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"
when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities
mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation